Hmm...

a little late, since the Hamster arrived on the 14th of July; then again, the Hamster had a lot of trouble figuring out what adjective to name itself by.

After a lot of thought, and having considered the following:

Schizophrenic
Liberated
disenfranchised

The hamster realized that in calling itself a hamster, it was still going to have to do the hamster thing and run on that wheel in the cage. The only difference is that the hamster has decided in his mind that he is no longer just like the average hamster - it will no longer accept repeated exhortations to run faster, but will now choose to run at its own pace (where it may break the hamster's neck, but it is a pace the hamster wants to run at, not as desired by the government that still cages the hamster).

So the hamster's decided to to make its brain free from the 'spin' that populates all traditional forms of media in Singapore. The hamster has decided to start believing the conspiracy theorists more, and to take everything 'reported' there with a HUGE pinch of salt.

Unfortunately, the hamster still has to go to school, at least, for another 4 weeks. So that means going to sleep at the Cinderella hour, and not continue talking about itself in the 3rd voice any longer.

The hamster has landed.


E.o.M.